Ken called me and said that Justin wrecked on his bike three days after having it. He was on a freeway entrance ramp and hit a patch of gravel on the road at sixty miles per hour and slid into a barricade. Surprisingly the bike was okay and he only got some moderate road rash.

I prank called the girl at her job yesterday. It was really absurd and made her bust out laughing. Apparently my "accent" blew it though. I've been accused of having a Canadian accent by several people but disagree. She says it's East-side/Canadian.

She also has been calling me a lot recently asking if I could come get her from the island. I'd get paid. It's four hours each way and I can stay the night at her place. She said she broke up with that dude but still lives with him. I asked where I would sleep and received the answer, "On my couch."